Singapore Phonetics
1. LILY - adverb. Extremely, really"Wah, you lily can sing well ah!"
2. VALLEY - adverb. extremely (same with lily)
"Look! My Versachee belt, valley nice hor?"
3. GORGES - adj. stunningly beautiful, normally found with valley
"Wah! Ah Beng's girlflan is valley gorges leh!"
4. CORAL - verb. to bicker
"Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?"
5. REEF - (normally followed with coral) to argue ! with
"You lily want to coral reef me ah?"
6. ALTITUDE - adjective. a disagreeable demeanour
"Ah Lian lily got a bad altitude ploblem".
7. CIRRUS - adjective. certain
"You cirrus or not? Dun bruff!"
8. CANOPY - phrase. impossible
"He bought new hand phone? Canopy lah! Where got money?"
9. OLDLADY - adjective. completed
"Wah...you finish oldlady ah."
10. SUIT - verb. to project forward
"Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady."
11. SOW - verb. to reveal
"Sow me, sow me your new ting."
12. LOAD - noun. a path normally made up of gravel & tar
"We go Orchard Load leh."
13. BLINK - verb. deliver, send
"What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me."


3 Comments:
JM: wah, dis is cirrus! like, lily valley farny to sow everyone on the load. canopy, canopy! macam gone case oldlady!
QY: wah say, chew lily valley steady to tink about these words lay! maybe chew can write a book on ah-bengism and their lives! i saroute chew!
wah, that's actually quite chim and difficult to understand man... hahaha. and and, i remember long time ago in 8-days' last pages, there's always this page that's posted for laughs. there's one which is the 'ah-beng's english dictionary'. i can only remember a few entries...
'Impotent' - another word for important
'Terminal disease' - an illness you get at the airport
=)
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