Thursday, November 18, 2004

Singapore Phonetics

1. LILY - adverb. Extremely, really
"Wah, you lily can sing well ah!"

2. VALLEY - adverb. extremely (same with lily)
"Look! My Versachee belt, valley nice hor?"

3. GORGES - adj. stunningly beautiful, normally found with valley
"Wah! Ah Beng's girlflan is valley gorges leh!"

4. CORAL - verb. to bicker
"Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?"

5. REEF - (normally followed with coral) to argue ! with
"You lily want to coral reef me ah?"

6. ALTITUDE - adjective. a disagreeable demeanour
"Ah Lian lily got a bad altitude ploblem".

7. CIRRUS - adjective. certain
"You cirrus or not? Dun bruff!"

8. CANOPY - phrase. impossible
"He bought new hand phone? Canopy lah! Where got money?"

9. OLDLADY - adjective. completed
"Wah...you finish oldlady ah."

10. SUIT - verb. to project forward
"Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady."

11. SOW - verb. to reveal
"Sow me, sow me your new ting."

12. LOAD - noun. a path normally made up of gravel & tar
"We go Orchard Load leh."

13. BLINK - verb. deliver, send
"What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me."

3 Comments:

At 2:06 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

JM: wah, dis is cirrus! like, lily valley farny to sow everyone on the load. canopy, canopy! macam gone case oldlady!

 
At 9:16 pm, Blogger choops said...

QY: wah say, chew lily valley steady to tink about these words lay! maybe chew can write a book on ah-bengism and their lives! i saroute chew!

 
At 3:13 pm, Blogger Lynette Loh said...

wah, that's actually quite chim and difficult to understand man... hahaha. and and, i remember long time ago in 8-days' last pages, there's always this page that's posted for laughs. there's one which is the 'ah-beng's english dictionary'. i can only remember a few entries...

'Impotent' - another word for important
'Terminal disease' - an illness you get at the airport

=)

 

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