Days Of Future Past

Actual Headlines

1. Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft.
2. Local High School dropouts cut in half.
3. Red Tape holds up new bridges.
4. Miners refuse to work after death.
5. Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.
6. Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say.
7. Iraqi head seeks arms.
8. Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over.
9. Typhoon rips through cemetary; hundreds dead.
10. If strikes isn't settled quickly, it may last a while.
11. New study of obesity looks for larger test group.
12. Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy.

Last but not least, a sign reads -
"Tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

posted by HanQiang @ 9:42 am